She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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