oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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