How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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