You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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