**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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