Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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