Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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