Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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