Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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