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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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