I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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