oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
