I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize