bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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