We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
the raccoons are back...
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