I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I understand Curling. That high.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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