3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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