i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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