Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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