Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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