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i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She tied me up with her honor cords...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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