This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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