And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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