Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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