Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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