Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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