I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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