Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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