Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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