Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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