No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I have already put on my inside pants.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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