it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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