That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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