that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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