I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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