it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
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