I heard we made out
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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