you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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