3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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