I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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