i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If I die, sorry about rent.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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