I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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its like you know when i get waxed
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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