I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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