yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I need to wash the frat house off of me
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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