pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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