i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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