it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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