we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
