i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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