It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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