how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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