im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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