come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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