Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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