Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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