Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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